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Pretty Nifty Happenings at Chichester
Peter Crabtree celebrates Chichester's first final

After 13 years of trying, and our 8th play-off attempt, Chichester make it to the finals for the first time. It would be easy to get all over the top and say we have deserved it, so I will! We deserve it.

I think back to Phillips Windows who supported us for the first few years, but after that it was the Real Ale & Jazz Festival and several small sponsors plus the understanding of the Club’s members that funded the team to its successes along the way, until last year Peter Hunt decided after a few lessons with Vole that he would like to get involved, and so this year the start of PNH Properties as a PSL team begun.

As most sponsors will tell you, it is difficult to measure the return you get on this sort of involvement and so there is often an element of personal interest in the relationship, as is the case here. Squash also tends not to get the publicity it deserves – here in Chichester, match nights probably represent the highest standard of sport that can be found anywhere in the City any time of the year in terms of World Rankings, yet a football match between Nowheresville United and Backofbeyond FC attracting 41 spectators gets around a quarter page in the local rag – same old same old.

Anyway, the first and main point of this is to thank Peter for his generous support as we would not be around if it was not for him. Thanks also to St Richards Press for their excellent programmes, often delivered 5 minutes before the start of the match because someone forgot to send in the copy! To the referees without whom there would be no match, and to our caterer Tracy Blethyn go equal thanks.

So – the match report. As you will no doubt know already, we won 4-1 for an overall 9-1 win, only the Vole’s generous sacrificing of his match to allow Grumpyguts to get a point for Duffield tarnishing the scoreline. The playing order was arranged so that the two closest matches from Tuesday went on first so that if by some miracle the ageing legs of Jelly ran out of steam, or (more likely) Vole’s thundering belly won its battle with its owner, the match would still be alive going into the later stages of the evening.

Jelly’s game was almost a repeat of Tuesday, with the ash-blonde Peter controlling the rallies, and the newly shorn Peter having to use all of his cunning to stay in the game. Another cracking match, with our superhero hanging on to win 9-7 in the 5th securing the match for Chichester. Vole on the other hand displayed the more sensitive side of his nature by allowing Nick Taylor a victory. He said if he had won the 3rd he would have gone on to victory – we reckon he would have gone running for a bucket again. It was a close match, and it again featured some cracking shots from both players, and the now familiar moaning and groaning from old grumpyguts. He did have a point about that pickup though, and I think John Massarella is sending Cooky to Specsavers next week.

Dom had taken a bit of flak after allowing 15 year old Millie Tomlinson to take a 7-4 lead in the first game at Duffield, so was less generous this time, allowing Millie only a total of 7 points in the match, but this was still an excellent performance from a very young player who has tremendous talent – keep at it Millie. The evergreen Alex Gough put on a showcase of skilful play in his match with Alex Stait – both players showing tremendous skills, and with Stait still not back to match fitness, it was really only a matter of time before the Welshman won through, which he did 3-1. Azzy decided against the shin pad this time, but it was closer than the scoreline suggests (if that can be possible in a 10-8, 10-8, 9-7 result) and probably closer than it should have been, but Mr Whippy certainly can play and he gave Azzy a good workout.

To finish, thanks to Brian Hargrave for some excellent hospitality when we went to Duffield, and to their supporters for some excellent hostility over both legs – it was great to have some visiting supporters who can banter! It was also good to see some representatives from England Squash on hand to see what it is all about outside of Manchester.

So on to the final wherever it may be. It could be close, it might not, but however it goes we shall have fun, make some noise, and we also offer the services of Maximus Black, the greatest compere squash has ever seen, to give the evening some serious quality entertainment. And then I can go back to my retirement.

SEMI-FINALS, Tue 08 & Thu 10 April:

It's an all-Southern final as Chichester and Surrey consolidated their first leg away wins, each reaching their first-ever PSL final ... 

Second Leg, 10-Apr:

Chichester 4-1 Duffield (agg. 9-1)
   Azlan Iskandar 3-0 Andrew Whipp                  10/8, 10/8, 9/7
   Alex Gough 3-1 Alex Stait                            9/4, 9/7, 4/9, 9/1
   Tim Vail 0-3 Nick Taylor                                 4/9, 6/9, 10/12
   Peter Genever 3-2 Peter Billson            3/9, 9/4, 5/9, 9/5, 9/7
   Dominique Lloyd-Walter 3-0 Millie Tomlinson     9/3, 9/3, 9/1

Surrey 4-1 Birmingham (agg. 7-3)
   Wael El Hindi 3-0 Joey Barrington                      9/2, 11/9, 9/7
   Peter Barker 3-0 Jonathan Harford                      9/5, 9/5, 9/7
   Davide Bianchetti 1-3 Joel Hinds                   7/9, 2/9, 9/6, 6/9
   Ben Ford 3-0 Alistair Mutch                                 9/2, 9/1, 9/4
   Vicky Botwright 3-2 Laura L-Massaro 9/11, 6/9, 10/8, 9/1, 9/7

Surrey Health & Chichester celebrate first time in PSL final
Roundup from Howard Harding

PCL Whitehall Security Surrey Health & Racquets Club and PNH Properties Chichester consolidated their successes in Tuesday's first semi-final legs by easing to home victories in tonight's second leg ties to earn their first appearances in the final.

It was a case of 'eighth time lucky' for Chichester, who had failed to progress beyond the semi-finals seven times since 1996. After crushing Derbyshire's Benz-Bavarian Duffield 5/0 in the first semi, the Sussex club beat the defending champions 4/1 in the reverse fixture to record a 9/1 aggregate win.

Just 48 hours after holding a slender 3/2 lead over University Sport Birmingham, Croydon-based Surrey H&RC romped home 4/1 to secure a 7/3 aggregate win - and extend their unbeaten run this season to 12 ties.

The final, on Tuesday 13 May, will be the first between two southern clubs for six years.

On the south coast, Dominique Lloyd-Walter and Chichester stalwart Peter Genever put the home side into the lead with repeat wins over Duffield's 15-year-old Millie Tomlinson and Peter Billson, respectively - Genever again needing five games to get the better of his Manchester-based opponent.

But Duffield claimed a revenge win when Nick Taylor beat Chichester's Tim Vail 9-4, 9-6, 12-10. It was a rare loss for team captain Vail - who made his debut for Chichester in 1996 and has not missed a PSL appearance for his team in at least the last six seasons!

It was Chichester team veteran Alex Gough that clinched victory over his former club by beating Alex Stait 9-4, 9-7, 4-9, 9-1 - a win that was later repeated by top string Mohd Azlan Iskandar when the Malaysian beat Duffield number one Andrew Whipp 10-8, 10-8, 9-7 to ensure the home side's 4/1 success.

"At last we've done it," said a jubilant Chichester captain Tim Vail. "We had a sell-out crowd here tonight - willing us on to get to our first final - and I'm sure they'll all be with us for the final too.

"We've had a consistent policy ever since we joined the league - to always have strength in depth, and to use the league to help bring on Sussex juniors," explained Vail. "And tonight's triumph shows that the plan is paying off - and juniors like Olly Pett and Tom Pashley have worked hard to get this far."

There was also a full house in Croydon - where the opening clash saw England's world No8 Vicky Botwright avenge her first leg loss to Lancashire and England team-mate Laura Lengthorn-Massaro by fighting back from two games down to beat her lower-ranked Birmingham opponent 9-11, 6-9, 10-8, 9-1, 9-7.

But straight games wins by Ben Ford, Peter Barker and Egyptian star Wael El Hindi put smiles on the home crowd as the Surrey club made up for the disappointment of losing out at the same stage last year by winning 4/1.

The student team gained a consolation point when up-and-coming 20-year-old Joel Hinds (ranked 256 in the world) showed that Tuesday's giant-killing win over experienced Italian Davide Bianchetti was no fluke - by again beating the world No31 9-7, 9-2, 6-9, 9-6!

"It's been a fantastic night, but also a huge relief after last year," admitted Surrey team manager Pete Smith. "There's been a great atmosphere here - and we're now really looking forward to the final."

Semi-Finals:

Tue 08-Apr:
  Duffield 0-5 Chichester
  Birmingham 2-3 Surrey

Thu 10-Apr:
  Chichester 4-1 Duffield
  Surrey v Birmingham

  
 
CRYSTAL BALL ...

Even with home advantage Chichester surely can't win all those 3-2s again, but a home win on Thursday will see them into the final.

Birmingham did well to minimise the damage at home, but a heavier defeat looms on Thursday as Surrey advance to their first-ever final ...
 
Final: Tue 13-May

First Leg, 08-Apr:

Duffield 0-5 Chichester
Duffield Duffed up - Peter Crabtree & Brian Hargrave report

  
Andrew Whipp 1-3 Azlan Iskandar                 3/9, 5/9, 10/8, 7/9
   Alex Stait 2-3 Alex Gough                     9/6, 12/10, 4/9, 2/9, 3/9
   Nick Taylor 2-3 Tim Vail                            9/5, 6/9, 2/9, 9/2, 6/9
   Peter Billson 2-3 Peter Genever                9/6, 9/5, 6/9, 2/9, 5/9
   Millie Tomlinson 0-3 Dominique Lloyd-Walter         7/9, 2/9, 1/9

Birmingham 2-3 Surrey

   Joey Barrington 0-3 Wael El Hindi                     4/9, 5/9, 0/1 rtd
   Jon Harford 0-3 Peter Barker                                 4/9, 2/9, 4/9
   Joel Hinds 3-0 Davide Bianchetti                             9/3, 9/7, 9/7
   Alistair Mutch 1-3 Adrian Waller                     6/9, 6/9, 10/8, 3/9
   Laura Lengthorn-Massaro 3-0 Vicky Botwright       9/6, 9/7, 9/5
     

Advantage to the South ...
Roundup from Howard Harding
 

PNH Properties Chichester and PCL Whitehall Security Surrey H&RC took the early advantage after the first leg semi-final ties in the Premier Squash League (PSL) following away wins over Benz-Bavarian Duffield and University Sport Birmingham, respectively, in the established England Squash league sponsored by Towergate tlc.

Duffield, the reigning champions from Derbyshire hoping to become the first club in the 25-year history of the league to win a hat-trick of successive titles, suffered a catastrophic series of injury woes on the eve of the semi-finals week - with last week's news of three of its leading players being forced to withdraw being followed this week by the revelation that second string woman Laura Hill had sustained an injury in Canada which would prevent her from replacing England number Tania Bailey.

However, hastily recruited replacement Mille Tomlinson - a 15-year-old schoolgirl ranked two in the National U17 list - put in a courageous performance in her PSL debut against Chichester's Dominique Lloyd-Walter. The youngster led the world No21 from Harrow 7-4 in the opening game.

But Lloyd-Walter soon regained the advantage to record a 9-7, 9-2 9-1 win to put the visitors ahead.

Tomlinson's Duffield team-mates maintained the pressure on favourites Chichester - with Peter Billson, Nick Taylor and Alex Stait taking each of their more fancied opponents the full distance before succumbing in five games. Stait led world No22 Alex Gough by two games - and was given the first point of the third game when Welshman Gough received a conduct point against him as he walked off court after the second.

But this seemed to inspire the veteran 37-year-old who went on to win 6-9, 10-12, 9-4, 9-2, 9-3.

In the final top string battle between Duffield's Stockport-based Andrew Whipp, a former world No64, and the visitors' Mohd Azlan Iskandar, currently ranked 13 in the world, the loyal Duffield followers hoped for a surprise consolation match when underdog Whipp was two points away from forcing a fifth game.

But Malaysian star Iskandar maintained his focus to win 9-3, 9-5, 8-10, 9-7 to give the Sussex side a much-deserved 5/0 tie win.

"I couldn't have expected more from my players," said a dejected Duffield team manager Brian Hargrave afterwards. "We gave them a good run for their money and will try and repeat this in the second leg on Thursday at Chichester. We've got a mountain to climb, but if we do have to bow out of the competition, I couldn't think of a better team to succeed us as champions than Chichester!"

With three members of its squad in the world top ten, Croydon's PCL Whitehall Security Surrey H&RC were expected to take the honours against University Sport Birmingham at the Edgbaston Priory Club in Birmingham.

But after Laura Lengthorn-Massaro beat higher-ranked Lancashire and England team-mate Vicky Botwright 9-6, 9-7, 9-5 - the 24-year-old from Preston's third successive win over world No8 Botwright - and home hero Joel Hinds (ranked 256 in the world) scored a sensational 9-3, 9-7, 9-7 victory over Italy's world No31 Davide Bianchetti, the University team found themselves 2/1 ahead.

But an impressive 9-4, 9-2, 9-4 win by the visitors' England international Peter Barker over Jonathan Harford levelled the tie. In the decider, the Surrey team's Egyptian international Wael El Hindi was too strong for Birmingham's Joey Barrington - whose 'dead leg' injury picked up at the Surrey Health Open last week at the Croydon club prevented him from completing the third game of the match.

"We had a really good turn out at Edgbaston Priory and, given the strength of our opposition, our team put in a great performance - especially Joel Hinds who played the best I've ever seen him," said University of Birmingham team manager Jonathan Tate.

 
 
Some people think it's all over –
it ……

Brian Hargrave reports

Benz- Bavarian Duffield’s third consecutive championship hopes were all but extinguished in the first leg despite a fighting performance from a depleted line up which due to injury was minus Nick Mathew, Stewart Boswell, Tania Bailey and her most able deputy Laura Hill

Tomlinson shows her potential in a great learning curve
Millie Tomlinson 0-3 Dominique Lloyd-Walter    7-9, 2-9, 1-9 (21m)

Tomlinson was first on the show court and matched the England No 6 shot for shot in the first game establishing leads of 5-3 and 7-4

with some impressive squash. Unfortunately, the 15 year old could not capitalise on her chance to produce a shock result and allowed her opponent 5 quick points to close the game 9-7. Tomlinson’s youthful confidence had taken a knock as Lloyd-Walter stepped up the pace to fully stretch Tomlinson who managed just two points in the second game. The Duffield Ecclesbourne school pupil battled on bravely but Lloyd-Walter was just too powerful as she took the third for the loss of one point.

Tomlinson is ranked at No 2 in England at U17 level and she showed in the first game that she has the potential to bridge the gap between junior and senior levels. Just one loose point when 7-4 up allowed Lloyd-Walter back into the game but Tomlinson will get another chance on Thursday with Laura Hill still unfit.

For Pete’s sake put your shirt on Billson
Peter Billson 2-3 Peter Genever          9-6, 9-5, 6-9, 2-9, 5-9 (44m)

Pete Billson arrived without his named Duffield Benz-Bavarian sponsored shirt. Some well meaning individual in Manchester took this shirt off the peg at Whippy’s club and is now masquerading on court under the name of Billson. It was all very confusing on court as the respective supporters shouted encouragement to their players with the cries of “come on Pete”

A determined Billson knew the importance of this rubber and set off at a cracking pace and Jelly struggled to cope with the home player’s variety of shot. Billson took the first two games 9-6 9-5 looking certain to level the scores. Duffield has its share of luck this season but in the build up to last night and on court this finally ran out when 3 or 4 dead nicks went the way of Genever in the third which from a crucial 5 all were sufficient to put Genever back in contention. Suddenly Genever was looking sprightly and the roles were reversed as Genever rolled back the years to take the next two games 9-2 9-5. Billson was disappointed but credit to his opponent who has done his club proud for so many years that even Mr Crabtree struggles to remember.

Wendy fires the “Welsh Dragon” Gough to victory
Alex Stait 2-3 Alex Gough                9-6, 12-10, 4-9, 2-9, 3-9 (53m)

Alex Stait was another injury doubt up to the last moment following an operation to remove a cyst from his back. Stait was back on court at the week end in the BSPA Croydon Open after a 3 week lay off but feared match fitness might tell. It all went well in the first close game which Stait edged 9-6. The second saw Gough take a 6-2 lead which Stait pegged back and then the Duffield man had 4 game balls before taking the game 12-10.



World No22 Gough was not a happy bunny with a couple of Wendy’s decisions and an audible obscenity as he walked off court after the second resulted in Stait being awarded the first point of the third game. This fired up the angry Welsh dragon and as Stait tired Gough also rolled back the years as he cruelly exploited his brave opponent’s lack of full match fitness. Jonah Barrington once likened squash to foxhunting with advice that you should “wear your prey down and go in for the kill”. The evergreen talented Gough did just that and Chichester had won the first leg. Cries of “come on Alex” must have been very confusing to the players and the former Duffield No 1 must have thought he was back in a Duffield shirt.

Lightning strikes thrice – another real sickener
Nick Taylor 2-3 Tim Vail                       9-5, 6-9, 2-9, 9-2, 6-9 (42m)

The two managers had agreed to play four rubbers on the show court but things were getting behind schedule when the No 3 strings walked on court. The slim looking Taylor was moving well and took the first game 9-5. Vail, who has a nasty habit of hitting dead nicks, is much quicker around the court than you would expect from a “well built” player and he hit back in style to go 2-1 up.



Taylor responded by taking the fourth 9-2 as Vail was gasping for air and looking somewhat sick. Surely Duffield would get the reward it deserved but it was not to be and despite a valiant effort from Taylor, the newly appointed Jersey coach, the Vole squeezed home 9-5 only to immediately dash off court to dispose of his “three packets of crisps”.

Whippy gives his all for a lost cause
Andrew Whipp 1-3 Azlan Iskandar            3-9, 5-9, 10-8, 7-9 (45m)

With the clock approaching 10pm the No1 strings went on court with most of the spectators staying to watch the manager’s player of the season for the second year running take on the world No 13. Iskandar has great effortless movement which sees him dominate the T and surely he will break into the world top 10 in the next few months. However Whippy has real guts and the Duffield supporters love him to bits for his never say die sporting attitude. He retrieves the impossible and despite taking a bit of a battering in the first two games fought back to take the third 10-8 saving two match balls in the process. The crowd responded as though this was the deciding rubber and Whippy got to 7 all in the fourth but Iskandar held his nerve to take the next two points and give his side an almost certain final spot.

Despite the whitewash the mini bus is almost full for the long trip to Chichester on Thursday so a reunion with Mr Crabtree who it was reported was milking cows at the Duffield Farm B & B at 7am this morning.

We have got a mountain to climb, but if we do have to bow out of the competition, I couldn't think of a better team to succeed us as champions than Chichester.

Best wishes from all at Duffield to Tania Bailey who today has a cartilage operation and to the other injured players including Stewart Boswell, who has flown back to Australia for treatment on his injured back.

DUFFIELD DUFFED UP BY CHI MASSIVE
Peter Crabtree reports

Well, it had to happen – after many months of happy retirement on the Spanish Costas and not a few golf courses, Crabbers was persuaded by Mr Hargrave to attend the semi-final first leg at Duffield to witness the triumphant performance of the sub-strength home side over a rampant Chichester posse.

In life, it has come to my notice that sometimes things do not go as planned or hoped, and the many withdrawals from the Duffield team in the days leading up to the match seemed to pose an insurmountable obstacle for the Northern champions. And so it proved, but not without some tense moments, and it has to be said that the Derbyshire side put up a valiant fight.

Losing one lady player may be unfortunate, but to lose two Mr Hargrave is downright careless, and young Millie Tomlinson made her debut in PSL at the tender age of 15. Despite her glowing credentials, this was indeed a tough ask, but the youngster did well against a somewhat somnolent Dom L-W in the first game, narrowly losing 9-7. The next two showed her the difference from the sort of competition she has been used to, and Chi ran out comfortable 3-0 winners to steady a few nerves.

On the next court, Jelly took on Peter Billson, and the first 2 games definitely went with the power as the Duffield man ran our Jelly around mercilessly. But the old pins have still got some energy, let alone some cunning, and before too long we had the third game under our belt. This fired up the old fella, and it wasn’t too long before the 4th followed suit, and then the 5th. My predictions of a 5-0, while still a way from reality, started to look a possibility, but we had the enigma that is Alex Gough facing Alex Stait to come.

The crowd seemed as confused as the players with much cheering of “come on Alex”, but it was the Duffield version who was controlling the game, and a 9-6 starter was followed by a 12-10 second, and a conduct warning to Grumpy Goughy. It has to be said, he does wind up the refs, and occasionally (in my humble opinion) goes too far, and on this occasion the redoubtable Wendy “the Dragon” Danzey was having none of it.

A conduct stroke started the third game for an “audible obscenity” as he left the court after the second game, but this seemed to give him the focus he needed, and he only dropped 9 points in winning the next three games to give Chi a 3-0 lead on the night. Thanks Wendy, but you were right. Alex the Stait is recovering from a back op so was short of match fitness, but life is hard!

Then we had the equally grumpy Nick Taylor facing the Vole. Tim must be hugely frustrating to play – his highest ever National ranking matched by not only his largest ever waistline, but his heaviest fighting weight (look out Audrey Harrison!) yet he keeps getting the ball back and twatting nicks – long may it last, but it appears that the belly is revolting (obviously) as it started trying to escape in the fourth game. Another conduct warning headed grumpy’s way, and in the end Timothy edged it, but not until a large number of panics had passed. The “audible obscenity” that escaped grumpy’s lips leaving the court may come back to haunt him.

So, 4-0 up and really in the box seat for probably the best chance the hugely deserving Chi team have had of getting to the PSL final. Azlan “the Lion” took to the court against Whippy Whipp wearing a natty line in shin pads on one leg – don’t ask me, but the haircut has definitely improved, but then again so has Jelly’s – maybe it is part of the training regime, who knows?

The first two games were a cruise for Azzy, with Andy Whipp doing more court sprints than he has done so far this year in training, but maybe it helped as he edged the third 10-8 after Azzy had match points, to maybe have a sniff against the World No.13. So into a fourth game, and as throughout the previous game the re was some incredible retrieving from the home player, but in the end, class told, and it was, as predicted by this humble reporter, a 5-0 win to give us a massive advantage for Thursday – fill the house you Chi massive!

In closing, all at Chi wish Tania a speedy recovery after her operation today – we wish all our ex-players well of course. To Nick, Stewart and Laura also, speedy recoveries, but not until next week! We are sure you understand!